Top 6 names to not call your children if you don't want to get deemed a child abuser by a loval judge (front page news in the provinces today):
1. Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii
2. Number 16 Bus Shelter
4. Midnight Chardonnay
5. Benson and Hedges
6. Fish and Chips
It gets better: Benson and Hedges and Fish and Chips are twins.
Wow, and to think we very nearly had AndyWarhol or Doctor, though only as a middle name. Went with Andrew by the way - strong family links and will be seeking naming right fees from other bloggers.
(Turns out Doctor may have contravened s.18 of the Births Deaths and Marriages Registration Act 1995 anyway)